Mrs. Easton (she took back her maiden name) couldn't talk or move for a while when she saw what had happened. She sat in an armchair next to the crib for almost an hour...
Then she seemed to have made a decision about handling the exceptional situation. Much to her brother John's dislike she decided they'd keep the alien birth a secret to the Simerican government while at the same time making a custom law for Pirri Beach that allows to keep alien spawn with it's human parent. She also declared it necessary for the parent to report any strange occurances with the extrasimmestrial child immediately and deliver a common development record to the Eastons each week.
So...*coughs* it's a stellar pleasure to welcome the first extrasimmestrial child to Pirri Beach: Ms. Iokaste Marceau, daughter of Mr. Thomas Marceau and...some unknown extrasimmestrial being. Welcome Iokaste and congratulations to the Marceau family!